Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

100% proven zodiac analysesaries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating


This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.




Seizure First Aid. 

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100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

This is so important!





I think this is the most relevant thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

They should require that these are put up inside schools. It’s the least they could do as a reminder, because this is sure as hell not taught in the classrooms.

Maybe it’s because none of these would help you get a job in the future?

I’m pretty sure leadership, resourcefulness, reliability, motivation, self discipline would be really good for getting a job 

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ok for a out-of-the-ordinary question...if furries existed, and their race fits their personality based on how the animal behaves in real life (ex. the shy, calm person at high school who reads a lot is a bunny) do you think that racism would be a much bigger problem? or that there is such an enormous variety of people that we simply overlook our differences? —Anonymous

This is definitely different..
If it had always been that way from the dawn of time maybe it wouldn’t be worse, we would see it like we see race now I believe, why would being different animals be different then being different races…
If one day we were to have a change like that come about us I believe racism would become a thousand times worse, we as the human species are highly prejudiced about things that are different, as is noticeable in the differences between races and how each are treated in society based how how one looks.
I don’t know if being furries from the dawn of time would leave us in the same state we are in now but I do know that if we were to change now there would be no debate in whether certain people are treated differently..

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dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me







Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat


reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

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Dear followers, please 



The doctors have so much birth control going through my veins right now that if you were to have sex while holding my hand you probably wouldn’t get pregnant..

what on earth is going on anyways?

Adverse reaction to a birth control shot I received in June, been ongoing since beginning of July, they’re trying to get my hormones and stuff back to normal so they gave me the second shot early this month and when that didn’t work they put me on the pill today… :///